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WHO: alegendpreceded & alwaysshielded
WHAT: Post 4th wall shenanigans
WHERE: The Bins, Snake's apartment
WHEN: IDK, sometime after end of 4th wall
WARNINGS: ANGST maybe violence. Ok, probably violence.
SUMMARY: Maria wants to discuss a few things with Snake.
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WHO: Maria Hill and Snake
WHAT: Creepers be creeping?
WHERE: Your random New York alleyways
WHEN: Baaaack dated to Sunday
WARNINGS: Who even knows.
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WHO: Jade Harley and Maria Hill
WHAT: summoning shenanigans and copyright infringement
WHERE: MANHATTAN WOO. the park. etc.
WHEN: afternoon/evening last Thursday because i r gud at on time
WARNINGS: Jade is excessively derp? idk
SUMMARY: see alllllll the other stuff.
( i saw you spit on london just like you were a peter pan ) -
[ BRING OUT YOUR DEAD ] [ open ]
WHO: anyone picking up/dealing with the people the capekillers beat up
WHAT: shaking of fingers and application of band-aids
WHERE: Seattle
WHEN: Shortly after the capekillers drop them off
WARNINGS: idk
SUMMARY: Everyone needs a hug. Even failface agents of SHIELD. -
Come as you are, as you were.
WHO: Ex-Directors Maria Hill and Nick Fury
WHAT: Another day, another covert meeting.
WHERE: Generic empty warehouse #27 that, in 616, would have been generic SHIELD safe house #27.
WHEN: 2am a few days after Maria’s intro post
WARNINGS: Look who is in this meeting. Seriously.
SUMMARY: Maria continues her quest to be the very best, like no one ( Read more... ) -
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WHO: Maria Hill and another SHIELD director that goes to the same Super Cuts: Daisy Johnson.
WHAT: Two former directors walk into a hotel.
WHERE: Maria's bedroom in the Bins
WHEN: Tonight.
WARNINGS: Probably less funny than the set up would imply. Also, almost certainly language.
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WHO: Hill and the Black Widow
WHAT: Grown up agent meeting is go.
WHERE: Outside of Stark Tower
WHEN: Evening of Maria’s arrival post.
WARNINGS: Stark's name will probably be taken in vain.
( You know I'm here waiting for you. I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you. )